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You’re sitting there trying to read their lips like:
Then after a few minutes they’re just like:
Then they look away but you finally figure out what they said and you go, “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok.”
And they’re like:
This is me all the time. :D
LOLOLOL, Forrrreals !
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- 7 hours of dealing with pretentious assholes aged 14-65
- Bullshit
- Shallow
- A beauty contest
- Basically kindergarten but instead of the bully stealing your crayons they steal your hope in humanity
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Ron: Oh no! What am I gonna do?! My wife’s all alone in the courtroon downstairs!
Harry: Ron, you don’t have a wife.
Ron: Oh…right.
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